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Video http://jonmower.com/taxonomy/term/97/all en Attack In B Minor For Strings http://jonmower.com/attack-b-minor-strings <div style="background-color: #000000; width: 520px"> <div style="padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 4px"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:colbertnation.com:405930" width="512" height="288" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="." flashVars=""></embed><br /> <p style="text-align: left; padding-bottom: 4px; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; font-size: 12px; padding-top: 4px"><b><a href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/405930/january-15-2012/colbert-super-pac-ad---attack-in-b-minor-for-strings">The Colbert Report</a></b> <br />Get More: <a href="http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/">Colbert Report Full Episodes</a>,<a href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/">Political Humor &amp; Satire Blog</a>,<a href="http://www.colbertnation.com/video">Video Archive</a></p> </div> </div> http://jonmower.com/attack-b-minor-strings#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2860 Entertainment Kinda Funny Politics Video Mon, 16 Jan 2012 02:08:02 +0000 Jonathan 2860 at http://jonmower.com Portlandia: Battlestar Galactica http://jonmower.com/portlandia-battlestar-galactica <p>So funny and true.&#160; Here is the first segment:</p> <object id="flashObj" width="640" height="360" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&amp;isUI=1" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" 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http://jonmower.com/world-class-warfare <div style="background-color: #000000; width: 520px" align="center"> <div style="padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 4px"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:thedailyshow.com:394982" width="512" height="288" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="." flashVars=""></embed><br /> <p style="text-align: left; padding-bottom: 4px; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; font-size: 12px; padding-top: 4px"><b><a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-august-18-2011/world-of-class-warfare---warren-buffett-vs--wealthy-conservatives">The Daily Show - World of Class Warfare - Warren Buffett vs. Wealthy Conservatives</a></b></p> </div> </div> <div></div> <div style="background-color: #000000; width: 520px" align="center"> <div style="padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 4px"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:thedailyshow.com:394983" width="512" height="288" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="." flashVars=""></embed><br /> <p style="text-align: left; padding-bottom: 4px; background-color: #ffffff; margin-top: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 0px; font-size: 12px; padding-top: 4px"><b><a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-august-18-2011/world-of-class-warfare---the-poor-s-free-ride-is-over">The Daily Show - World of Class Warfare - The Poor's Free Ride Is Over</a></b></p> </div> </div> http://jonmower.com/world-class-warfare#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2792 Politics Video Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:04:32 +0000 Jonathan 2792 at http://jonmower.com ELF has come a long way this summer http://jonmower.com/elf-has-come-long-way-summer <p><iframe height="360" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27094737?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" frameborder="0" width="640"></iframe></p> http://jonmower.com/elf-has-come-long-way-summer#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2783 Elliot Entertainment Finn Music Our Family Video Sat, 30 Jul 2011 19:35:32 +0000 Jonathan 2783 at http://jonmower.com Youth Honors Singers Spring Concert 2011 http://jonmower.com/youth-honors-singers-spring-concert-2011 <p>Video of Elliot’s choral performance from last week:</p> <p> <iframe height="360" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/22727707?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" frameborder="0" width="640"></iframe></p> http://jonmower.com/youth-honors-singers-spring-concert-2011#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2768 Elliot Our Family Video Sat, 30 Apr 2011 01:46:47 +0000 Jonathan 2768 at http://jonmower.com April Fools http://jonmower.com/april-fools <p>They pulled a prank on me and caught it on video…they taped the jelly bean jar shut with clear tape:</p> <p> <iframe height="360" src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/21948397?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" frameborder="0" width="640" align="center"></iframe></p> http://jonmower.com/april-fools#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2762 Jonathan Kinda Funny Our Family Video Mon, 04 Apr 2011 22:58:52 +0000 Jonathan 2762 at http://jonmower.com ONN: CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs http://jonmower.com/onn-cias-facebook-program-dramatically-cut-agencys <p>The Onion News Network reports:</p> <p>&#160;<iframe height="360" src="http://www.theonion.com/video_embed/?id=19753" frameborder="no" width="640" scrolling="no"></iframe></p> <p>Bonus report: New gun laws</p> <p> <iframe title="YouTube video player" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N-5V2ZbX4i4?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="640" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p> http://jonmower.com/onn-cias-facebook-program-dramatically-cut-agencys#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2755 Kinda Funny Video Wed, 23 Mar 2011 00:06:30 +0000 Jonathan 2755 at http://jonmower.com Dream of the 90s http://jonmower.com/dream-90s <p>One more:</p> <div align="center"> <object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/o6GNiHeMSHz-ihbwVyGzCg" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/o6GNiHeMSHz-ihbwVyGzCg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="288" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object></div> http://jonmower.com/dream-90s#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2734 Entertainment Kinda Funny TV Video Sat, 26 Feb 2011 16:52:38 +0000 Jonathan 2734 at http://jonmower.com House Sitter http://jonmower.com/house-sitter <p>Another <a href="http://www.ifc.com/portlandia/" target="_blank">Portlandia</a> clip:</p> <div align="center"> <object width="512" height="288"><param 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15:06:04 +0000 Jonathan 2732 at http://jonmower.com Naturally 7 http://jonmower.com/naturally-7 <p>Last night Lisa and the boys went with some friends to see <a href="http://www.naturallyseven.com/" target="_blank">Naturally 7</a> and loved it.</p> <div align="center"> <object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AF-KagTq7qY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AF-KagTq7qY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object></div> http://jonmower.com/naturally-7#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2710 Entertainment Music Our Family Video Sat, 22 Jan 2011 16:06:43 +0000 Jonathan 2710 at http://jonmower.com The Gretch Who Saved the War on Christmas http://jonmower.com/gretch-who-saved-war-christmas <div align="center"> <table style="background-color: #f5f5f5; font: 11px arial; color: #333" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="360" height="353"> <tbody> <tr style="background-color: #e5e5e5" valign="middle"> <td style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 1px; padding-top: 2px"><a style="color: #333; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com" target="_blank">The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td> <td style="text-align: right; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; font-weight: bold; padding-top: 2px">Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 14px" valign="middle"> <td style="padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 1px; color: #333; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; padding-top: 2px" colspan="2" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-december-6-2010/the-gretch-who-saved-the-war-on-christmas" target="_blank"><a ="&lt;a">The Gretch Who Saved the War on 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style="text-align: center; margin: 0px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="middle"> <td style="padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: 33%; padding-right: 3px; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/" target="_blank">Daily Show Full Episodes</a></td> <td style="padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: 33%; padding-right: 3px; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/" target="_blank">Political Humor</a></td> <td style="padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: 33%; padding-right: 3px; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="www.facebook.com/thedailyshow" target="_blank">The Daily Show on Facebook</a></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div> <hr />Update 2010-12-08:<br /><br />More shocking scenes from the war. Surely these must be hacker false flag operations, right?<br /><br /><a href="http://shop.ecompanystore.com/FOXnews/fox_shop.asp">http://shop.ecompanystore.com/FOXnews/fox_shop.asp</a><br /><a href="http://shop.ecompanystore.com/FOXnews/fox_shop.asp"><img src="http://jonmower.com/files/Fox_News.jpg" width="640" height="563" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.gopstore.com/cgi-bin/rnc/LTD104">http://www.gopstore.com/cgi-bin/rnc/LTD104</a><br /><a href="http://www.gopstore.com/cgi-bin/rnc/LTD104"><img src="http://jonmower.com/files/GOP.jpg" width="640" height="452" /></a> <p>In the spirit of peace on earth and goodwill to men, I endorse some of the recommendations in the video above: <ul> <li>Take "Happy Holidays" as a well-intentioned greeting rather than a rejection of your faith</li> <li>Wherever a "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Hanukkah" does appear, if you are in a category that is left out then be secure enough in your beliefs not to feel like you have to be included in every holiday or holiday message</li> </ul> </p> http://jonmower.com/gretch-who-saved-war-christmas#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2702 Kinda Funny Video Wed, 08 Dec 2010 00:38:48 +0000 Jonathan 2702 at http://jonmower.com It Gets Worse PSA http://jonmower.com/it-gets-worse-psa <p>You may have heard about the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Gets_Better" target="_blank">It Gets Better Project</a>.&#160; For example, here is the contribution by my favorite policy wonk Ezra Klein:</p> <div align="center"> <object width="640" height="513"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DU8ciSgfh4w?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DU8ciSgfh4w?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="513"></embed></object></div> <p>Last week The Daily Show made PSA in reference to John McCain's evolving stance regarding DADT and it's implications for his legacy:</p> <div align="center"> <table style="font: 11px arial; color: #333; background-color: #f5f5f5" height="535" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="640"> <tbody> <tr style="background-color: #e5e5e5" valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 1px; 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padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px" colspan="2"><embed class="ieFixMe" style="display:block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:365671" width="640" height="535" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowFullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed></td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18px" valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px" colspan="2"> <table style="margin: 0px; text-align: center" height="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 3px; padding-left: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; width: 33%; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/" target="_blank">Daily Show Full Episodes</a></td> <td style="padding-right: 3px; padding-left: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; width: 33%; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/" target="_blank">Political Humor</a></td> <td style="padding-right: 3px; padding-left: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; width: 33%; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="www.facebook.com/thedailyshow" target="_blank">The Daily Show on Facebook</a></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div> http://jonmower.com/it-gets-worse-psa#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2697 Kinda Funny Politics Video Wed, 24 Nov 2010 01:16:26 +0000 Jonathan 2697 at http://jonmower.com About the Enhanced Airport Security Screening http://jonmower.com/about-enhanced-airport-security-screening <p>When I flew to Salt Lake City and back last week, I didn't experience any <a href="http://paul.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&amp;amp;task=view&amp;amp;id=1796&amp;amp;Itemid=60" target="_blank">physical and emotional abuse</a> from the TSA.&#160; Maybe it was so traumatic that I've blocked it out of my memory.&#160; More likely, Midland and SLC hadn't implemented the more aggressive pat-downs and body scans.&#160; Maybe if they had and I experienced them first-hand I'd have a better understanding of why everyone seems to be in such an uproar over the new TSA policies...but I doubt it.</p> <p>I'm as embarrassed by my body as the next guy, but I really don't care at all if a TSA employee has a peek at my kibbles and bits for the sake of safer air travel.&#160; Am I worried about the potential danger due to scanner radiation?&#160; Nope.&#160; You subject yourself to <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126833083" target="_blank">1000 times more radiation</a> during a transcontinental flight than you do during the scan.&#160; Wouldn't I feel violated by the enhanced pat-down?&#160; I don't feel violated when my doctor touches my junk in a strictly professional manner.&#160; I'm not sure why I should feel any different if a TSA employee were to do so.</p> <p>On TDS last night, Lewis Black put it this way (video embedded below):</p> <blockquote><p> ...the one thing people won't stand for: the government interfering with our travel plans.&#160; I see.&#160; So in the name of fighting terrorism we're willing to start wars, waterboard people, and kill civilians with unmanned drones...but the one line we won't cross is our waistline!</p> </blockquote> <div align="center"> <table style="font: 11px arial; color: #333; background-color: #f5f5f5" height="628" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="640"> <tbody> <tr style="background-color: #e5e5e5" valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 1px; padding-left: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 2px"><a style="font-weight: bold; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com" target="_blank">The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td> <td style="padding-right: 5px; padding-left: 5px; font-weight: bold; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 2px; text-align: right">Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c</td> </tr> <tr style="height: 14px" valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 1px; padding-left: 5px; font-weight: bold; padding-bottom: 0px; color: #333; padding-top: 2px; text-decoration: none" colspan="2" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-november-16-2010/back-in-black---nanny-state" target="_blank"><a ="&lt;a">Back in Black - Nanny State</a><a></a></td> </tr> <tr style="height: 14px; background-color: #353535" valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; overflow: hidden; width: 640px; padding-top: 2px; text-align: right" colspan="2"><a style="font-weight: bold; color: #96deff; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/" target="_blank">www.thedailyshow.com</a></td> </tr> <tr valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px" colspan="2"><embed class="ieFixMe" style="display:block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:365823" width="640" height="535" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowFullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed></td> </tr> <tr style="height: 18px" valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px" colspan="2"> <table style="margin: 0px; text-align: center" height="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="middle"> <td style="padding-right: 3px; padding-left: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; width: 33%; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/" target="_blank">Daily Show Full Episodes</a></td> <td style="padding-right: 3px; padding-left: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; width: 33%; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/" target="_blank">Political Humor</a></td> <td style="padding-right: 3px; padding-left: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; width: 33%; padding-top: 3px"><a style="font: 10px arial; color: #333; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/videos/tag/Rally%20to%20Restore%20Sanity" target="_blank">Rally to Restore Sanity</a></td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </div> http://jonmower.com/about-enhanced-airport-security-screening#comments http://jonmower.com/crss/node/2688 Kinda Funny Miscellaneous Video Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:03:59 +0000 Jonathan 2688 at http://jonmower.com
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