Kinda Funny
Stewart Skewers Olbermann and Colbert Discusses Adolf Carter
Submitted by Jonathan on Fri, 2010-01-22 21:39Here are a couple videos from last night...First, Stewart laments what Olbermann has become:
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Then, Colbert discusses how Obama is apparently "Adolf Carter": somehow "both an iron-fisted autocrat and a laughably incompetent waffler":
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The Emoticon Was a Nice Touch
Submitted by Jonathan on Sat, 2010-01-09 23:07From The Week:
Happy new year—not: A top Iranian soccer official has resigned in disgrace after accidentally sending a New Year’s greeting to Israel’s soccer federation. Mohammad Mansour Azimzadeh Ardebili, head of foreign relations for the Iranian Football Federation, sent the e-mail through FIFA, soccer’s international governing body. It was meant to go to every FIFA member except Israel, but was evidently forwarded to Israel. Iran does not acknowledge the sovereignty of Israel, which it calls the “Zionist entity,” and Iranian athletes refuse to compete against Israelis—even at the Olympics. Israeli soccer officials sent a reply wishing a “happy new year to all the good people of Iran”—and added the emoticon for a wink.
What did you call me?
Submitted by Jonathan on Fri, 2010-01-08 23:23From The Week:
France may soon make it a crime for couples to insult each other. Prime Minister François Fillon said this week that his government was drafting a law banning “psychological violence” between married or cohabiting couples. “The creation of this offense will allow us to deal with the most insidious situations—situations that leave no visible scars but which leave victims torn up inside,” Fillon said. French officials said verbal abuse often leads to physical abuse. They hope the new policy, which could go into effect within six months, will prevent domestic violence by catching potential abusers before they move from words to fists. Critics called the measure—which could result in jail time, fines, or electronic monitoring—a “gimmick” that would be impossible to enforce.
From Another Classic Letter to the Editor
Submitted by Jonathan on Thu, 2009-10-15 22:04An excerpt from a letter to the editor in today's Midland Daily News:
Ultimately I would say this (and I have said this to law enforcement officials and politicians alike): do you really think that once gay marriage is the law in every state, once the border has been opened to anyone and everyone who wants to come here, once boom boxes and loud motorcycles and gangster rap music are ubiquitous across the land — do you really think this country will be a better place to live?
Previous installments in this series:
Miscellany May 13, 2009
Submitted by Jonathan on Wed, 2009-05-13 22:25» While conservatives understandably are exercised about the apparent double standard of Wanda Sykes filleting Limbaugh while Obama sat by grinning (what if it had been a Republican president and a liberal being attacked?), we should also try to imagine how conservatives would react to a liberal former VP enjoying his retirement by attacking the sitting conservative president. Well, we don't have to imagine. In today's article skewering Cheney, Dowd gives several examples of how conservatives responded in similar situations when the tables were turned. So, which way do I prefer it? I guess I'd lean towards everyone feeling free to speak their minds...but let's have some consistency. Don't freak out over a conservative making a joke in poor taste if you don't do the same when a liberal does it. Don't freak out about a liberal ex-leader criticizing the actions of a sitting president if you don't do the same when a conservative does it.
» Timothy Noah makes the case for why he thinks Republicans are sore losers in presidential politics.
» Real Life Twitter (h/t Mike Todd)
» Stewart impales Pelosi:
The Most Bizarre Letter to the Editor Ever
Submitted by Jonathan on Mon, 2009-04-27 12:04Last week our paper, the Midland Daily News, published a letter to the editor by Jeffrey D. Behr titled "World changing." After alluding to childhood trauma and thoughts of suicide, his reasons for writing letters to the editor despite the negative impact they might have on his business, and the ways he believes that the United States has become "perverse," Jeffrey ends his letter with with this fascinating paragraph:
We have elected Barack Hussein Obama to be our president. He and his wife are actually haters of America, bent on punishing anyone who disagrees with them and punishing America for slavery. My greatest prayer these days is that God will rise up our founders and give them a chance to make up for that terrible and evil mistake, giving them the power, utensils, equipment, command of animals, insects, viruses and bacteria. Their mission being to move over our great country and destroy all adult human beings who do not have authentic, good, honorable American spirits. When the smoke clears there would only be a remnant few still standing. People of all colors, sizes and shapes. Christians, Jews, Islamics, Catholics and agnostics too. We would at that point be the most powerful nation in the world in spite of the human loss.
The Founding Fathers raised from the dead and controlling the insects! Wow.
I'm sure the citizens of Iowa are quite proud...
Submitted by Jonathan on Fri, 2009-03-27 19:06... of Sen. Chuck Grassley.
First he told an Iowa radio station that AIG executives ought to
...follow the Japanese model and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say I’m sorry, and then either do one of two things — resign, or go commit suicide.
Then he breaks out "that's what she said" during senate budget debate. Here is the video:
(h/t HuffPo)
backflick
Submitted by Jonathan on Thu, 2009-02-26 22:53I came across this meme on Twitter: #backflick - movie plots backwards. Here are a few of my favorites (especially the first two):
Superman - A guy who flies around, putting people into precarious situations, then hiding.
Rambo - Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.
Supersize Me - dude vomits hamburgers until he loses 20 kg and regains his health.
Star Wars - Contract presentation ceremony, then go to repair Death Star, return home to desert family.
The Dry Wit of Roger McShane
Submitted by Jonathan on Sun, 2009-01-25 14:34Slate's Today's Papers column from today contains several classics:
All of the papers allow the politicians to dominate the debate over the stimulus, with the NYT and WP (which is not a fan of the package) featuring House Minority Leader John Boehner's predictable criticism. "We cannot borrow and spend our way back to prosperity," he said (for the first time in eight years).
and
The WP reports that al-Qaida is peeved at Barack Obama. With polls showing the new president popular in the Muslim world, the terrorist group has resorted to hurling insults at him, even when they make no sense. The Post notes, "He was even blamed for the Israeli military assault on Gaza, which began and ended before he took office."
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The NYT fronts a profile of Rahm Emanuel, the new White House chief of staff who, officials say, has calmed considerably. Ray Lahood, the new transportation secretary, says Emanuel has increasingly taken on the demeanor of his boss, whom he still teases...ike when he told one congressman that he was too busy to talk and handed his phone to Obama.
and finally
The NYT Magazine's cover story tackles the age-old question: "What do women want?" But after 7,372 words and numerous clinical references to genital arousal, the answer is still frustratingly unclear. TP imagines that a similar article on what men want would be significantly shorter.

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