From the Tumblelog May 8-14, 2011

May 14

President Meanie: In a speech on immigration policy this week, President Obama chided Republicans for…

ABC cancels crime drama ‘Detroit 1-8-7'

The homeless man who is paying the banker's bills

Huckabee Says He Won’t Run for President

Cleaning canceled shows out the dvr season pass list: V, Outsourced, and Detroit 1-8-7. Only gonna miss that last one.

Lisa: I'm tired, I'm tired, Can I come home for the summer? I could slow down for a little while... 4 weeks teacher friends, 4 weeks!

May 13

Lisa: A terrible disease is rampant at school - even the teachers have symptoms. Anyone know a cure for senioritis?

Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says - Galactic Empire Times

A History of Sitcom Jokes About Jeff Mangum and Neutral Milk Hotel

May 10

Alan Simpson Attacks AARP, Says Social Security Is 'Not A Retirement Program' (VIDEO)

Samoa time jumps forward by a day

RT @mattmillernow: Great Moments In Nonsense:"With the exception of tax hikes -- which will destroy jobs -- everything is on the table," Boehner said.

Exalting in Severed Heads: In war, it's worth remembering we adhere to civilized norms for our own benefit…

May 9

Unlicensed Google Music arrives tomorrow

120 Minutes returns with Matt Pinfield: Remember the Blake Babies? - By Troy Patterson - Slate Magazine

The last post - Penmachine - Derek K. Miller

May 8

Torturing for truth

Lisa: My mothers day present.