Here's a joke that Elliot told recently, apparently one he made up:
Why did the football players say "Amen"?
Because they were praying football.
Last night the Little Dragons broke boards with sidekicks. Master Lim was so confident about Elliot that, instead of picking up 1 board for him to break like she did for everyone else, she got picked up two boards for him to break at once...and he did it!
When Finn was sick last week, he fell asleep in some funny places because he was so tired but refused to lie down on his bed...
Elliot set a new personal record today for consecutive basketball dribbles
On Monday, while Finn was napping, Lisa decided to clean our bathroom...not something that happens very often. Elliot, of course, jumped up from his "Popular Mechanics for Kids" TV show, eager and willing to be a big help. He swept the floors while Lisa cleaned the sink. When it came time for the toilet, Elliot lifted the lid while Lisa got the cleaning supplies. Elliot proceeded to say, "You can clean those stains in the toilet with Kaboom." Lisa said, "Ka-What!?" She knew exactly what stains he was talking about...the rust stains in the toilet bowl which are never removed by cleaning. Elliot repeated himself. "Where did you hear that?," she said. He replied, "That's what they said on TV. You should get some."